Extreme Figure Wrestling

"..MIDWEEK SLAM 7th April 2004.."

2004-04-10T02:51:02Z

We're waiting up next for Diesel or better known as Kevin Nash to the ring.

.:sounds of truck horning:.

Here he is folks!!Diesel is back in EFW!Much to the delight
of our fans!

Diesel : Its great to be back here in EFW.*Crowd Cheers*After my injury and movie stint
i'm sure hell miss this arena and the fans!*diesel chant goes*

Doing the punisher was great and i took hollywood by storm!Be sure to watch it when it
hit the theatre near you!

I am not only the dominant wrestler,but as well as the most dominant actor in the EFW
and i would.... .:IF YOU SMELLLLLLLL: wait a minute!it couldn't be!

It is him!The ROCK is here on EFW!The Great One is here!

Diesel is shocked to see him.

Oh no.Rock grabs the mic from Big Daddy Cool.

Crowd goes "Rocky!Rocky!Rocky!"The crowd is torn between 2 great wrestlers.

The Rock : Finallly....The Rock..has come backkkk to Vantage Cityyyy!

Let me get this straight.You stand here infront of The Rock telling this fans
that you took Hollywood by storm?Let The Rock tell you this,you're nothing!

Here you go talking about "The Punisher"?Are you "the Punisher".You're nothing but
a side show!You're not "The Scorpion King".

How bout you proved it to The Great One,who is going to "Rundown" your Candy Ass.
Let See who's "Standing Tall?" tonight!..*A Challange have been made!
What would Diesel answer*

Diesel : I'll see you tonight Rock!..

Diesel have accepted the challenge!!A Hollywood war!
The Rock VS Diesel!
Right here !Tonight!

"..MIDWEEK SLAM 7th April 2004.."

2004-04-09T12:21:43Z

Welcome back to Midweek Slam.Now we're awaiting for our very first match to get on the way.

.:Sound of tribal music flares the arena.:.

Look who's making his debut on EFW!Chavo Guerrero is here folks!!

ITS THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALLIST!KURT ANGLE is making his official debut
on EFW.What a way to start the night!

Chavo looks intimidated with Angle.Who wouldn't be!?

Both wrestler stare down at each.This won't be a friendly match i supposed.

A SLAP from Chavo.He has no respect for Angle at all.
Kurt Angle doesn't look too happy,isn't he.

Kurt charges at Chavo!Chavo is taken aback!

To the turnbuckle!Chavo is helplessly trapped!

Leg Choke to Chavo!Kurt have to release to avoid disqualification!

Kurt is all hyped up!Don't turn your back Kurt!

CLOTHESLINE!!Kurt lays flat on the ground!

What is Chavo doing!?He's preparing for a....

SLINGSHOT over the top rope!!!Kurt goes flying!!

Kurt hits hard on the mat.

Chavo over the top rope!

Oh my god!!Kurt reads him well,and he managed to counter the attack!
A boot across the chin!

Kurt still down,goes to search for something under the ring.What could he be searching for?!

KURT got a chair!!Don't turn Chavo!

A brutal chairshot right across the kisser!!Chavo lies flat!Surely,he is knocked out!

Kurt knows he can't win the match outside.Why the hell is he bringing the chair in for?!

Kurt locks Chavo!

ANGLE SLAM!!ANGLE SLAMM!!

ANGLE SLAM ACROSS THE CHAIR!!That surely must be it!!

ONE...TWOOO...Threee!!!Kurt wins on his first match!!

Kurt wins on his first match!!Wait a minute.He's asking for the mic.

KURT ANGLE : How exciting to be here in Vantage Cit!
You know.Your olympic hero is finally here at EFW.What this company really need
is me!A hero to guide you.If Vince have my 3 Is,he won't be such a big dissapointment!
Vince mislead the wrestling world!

Kurt Angle : That's the problem with us today.We're liars!We're cheaters!
That's where i come in!Let us be honest.I might be the only hero you might have left!ITs true!its Damn True!

Kurt have made his statement!What could this mean for EFW?

Up next - Diesel makes his return to professional wrestling.

"..MIDWEEK SLAM 7th April 2004.."

2004-04-09T02:53:39Z

Live from Vantage Sports Center!Extreme Figure Wrestling Presents to you!

"..You think you know me..."The sound of ROB ZOMBIE is blasting the arena.
Oh my god folks,it is him.The youngest GM of professional wrestling.He is former WWE King of The Ring,one of the brightest superstar to ever grace EFW.EDGE is here folks!

Crowd goes EDGE!EDGE!EDGE!EDGE!!All of them are hyped up!

First of all,i would like to thank the Chairman of EFW
for giving me this opportunity to become the first EFW general Manager!

I've been on hiatus for about a year now,due to my neck injury i'm still unable to wrestle.
But,however,since i can'r wrestle,i will managed!

So to all the wrestlers at the locker room.Do not mess with me or
u could suffer the ultimate edgecution!

I will promise,i will wrestle once again.So to everyone at Vantage Sports Center
and the viewers at home,"LETS GET IT ON!"

Matches for tonight folks.
Kurt Angle will be making his debut.
Diesel fresh from "The Punisher" will be at ringside tonight!
We'll be right back!

"..more signature.."

2004-04-05T12:40:11Z

The first episode of Midweek Slam would be aired this wednesday.
7 wrestlers have been signed alongside Kurt Angle and Diesel,but however we decided not to name them now.They will debut on their as time goes on.

Be sure to catch Midweek Slam this wednesday night!

Chairman of EFW

Update

2004-04-02T03:48:11Z

Due to some difficulties in finding the venue for last week.We regret to imform that the first house show would not be shown as scheduled.But,however,we have found a venue at last and we will be able to showcase it next week.

Be sure to tune in!

Chairman of EFW

"..start of a new era..figurine wrestling will never be the same again.."

2004-03-23T12:34:00Z

Hello folks.It gives me great honour to welcome you to a new era in figurines sport entertainment.May i present to you;

Yes folks.This is a new beginning to the meaning of professional figure wrestling.My team of EFW excos have put our heads together and decided that this company will have 2 house shows,which are

This house show will be taped on monday nights but will be aired on wednesday nights.
The theme song would be Static X - This is Not

This house show will be taped on thursday nights but will be aired on saturday nights.The theme song would be Offspring - Genocide!

After every 4 house shows,a pay per view event will be held on a sunday night.It will be shown live on a sunday.So be sure to catch our first pay per view event coming soon to you.

And yes,what would be a wrestling company without wrestlers.We have managed to sign a couple of wrestlers waiting to make their awesome debut on midweekslam.

We have signed :
1)Kurt Angle
2)Diesel

Edge however have decided not to wrestle for now.We made him the general manager of EFW.

So,hopefully,we will have great success with the upcoming programs.Catch us soon.

We take figurines to the extreme!

Chairman of EFW